#1 · C1
Cold Open
Picture handing someone your credit card and telling them to go do some research for you.
Not a person. A piece of software. An AI agent.
! narration ✓ render gpt-image-2-text-to-image
Flat-shaded cartoon illustration in the modern wojak-comic style, matching the provided wojak-gpt2 reference when one is supplied. Keep classic wojak meme-comic anatomy and emotional register: pale gray or muted skin, weary hollow eyes, rough hand-drawn facial linework, simple expressive faces, slouched doomer posture unless the prompt explicitly asks for a confident chad contrast. Avoid glossy anime, heroic superhero posters, polished corporate illustration, semi-realistic concept art, cinematic fantasy art, manga styling, and generic webcomic polish. Use muted colors, soft cel shading, and simple readable staging. Backgrounds may show desks, monitors, paperwork, and props, but they should stay secondary to the wojak figure and the beat. Composition is a single readable comic-style frame with one focal subject, not a comic page. Do not split the image into panels, grids, storyboards, or several mini-scenes unless the scene prompt explicitly requests a before/after or A/B comparison. Avoid dense readable text inside the generated image; screens, papers, and boards should use abstract marks unless exact on-screen text is explicitly declared. Visual digestibility guard: render ONE single-scene illustration with one clear focal idea. Do NOT create a multi-panel comic page, triptych, grid, storyboard, timeline strip, collage, or several mini-scenes in one image unless the scene prompt explicitly asks for a before/after or A/B comparison. Avoid text-heavy posters, dense checklists, whiteboards, document pages, speech bubbles, and dashboards full of tiny readable labels. Use zero extra legible text beyond the declared on_screen_text. Any screens, papers, sticky notes, code editors, charts, or dashboards should show simple abstract marks, blocks, icons, or unreadable texture unless declared text is the whole point of the shot. The viewer should understand the image in about two seconds while narration carries the details. Scene: Wojak2 / wojak-gpt2 style: tired expressive wojak faces, flat shaded comic lighting, rough hand-drawn linework, muted colors, readable staging. One focal idea only. Do not create a multi-panel comic page, role grid, triptych, storyboard, or dense poster. Avoid dense readable text, speech bubbles, checklist boards, and tiny dashboard labels. A tired human wojak handing a blank credit card across to a faceless boxy software-robot wojak, hesitant expression.