World's Largest IPO Lets You Own A Rocket, A Satellite Network, And One Very Expensive Chatbot — Aninews ep 18

Daily AI news satire. SpaceX completes the largest IPO in history at ~$1.77T — and thanks to the xAI merger, one share buys a rocket company, Starlink, and an AI lab that lost $6.4B on $3.2B of revenue. Starlink is the only part that profits; the founder fires the engines, cranks the one productive pump, and shovels money into the furnace that burns it.