# World's Largest IPO Lets You Own A Rocket, A Satellite Network, And One Very Expensive Chatbot — Aninews ep 18

Daily AI news satire. SpaceX completes the largest IPO in history at ~$1.77T — and thanks to the xAI merger, one share buys a rocket company, Starlink, and an AI lab that lost $6.4B on $3.2B of revenue. Starlink is the only part that profits; the founder fires the engines, cranks the one productive pump, and shovels money into the furnace that burns it.

Type: video

Published: 2026-06-15

[Original page](<https://artlu.ai/project/world-s-largest-ipo-lets-you-own-a-rocket-a-satellite-network-and-one-very-expen>)

[Browse this group](<https://artlu.ai/ai/groups/spoolcast.md>)

Parent project: spoolcast

Series: Aninews

Recorded status: launched

Updated: 2026-06-15T16:57:41.937Z

Technologies: spoolcast, Seedance 2.0 Fast, Google Cloud TTS, ffmpeg

Tags: spoolcast, aninews

## Links

[Video](<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKtCXfyz5w4>)

## Related build notes

[aninews ep 18 — switched to edge tts, whisper-aligned captions, and a people-story rule](<https://artlu.ai/ai/log/day-91-aninews-ep-18-switched-to-edge-tts-whisper-aligned-captions-and-a-people-.md>)

[Video guidebook](<https://artlu.ai/ai/video/news-anime-bot-2026-06-15.md>)


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